Eli

Eli was a disturbed human who found himself in a world of trouble on multiple occasions.

Eli was a founding member of Daddy & Tha Psycho along with Adam.

Eli's true ethnicity is unknown but it is suspected that he is puerto rican. He has used several different accents and given several fake accounts of his genetic history including saying he was a Jew, an Italian and a Puerto Rican.

Eli may be as insane as Ryan, but it's not certain.

Eli Steals The Phone
"'You want to fight? I did fight club! Do you hear me?!'"It is unclear how the whole fiasco began, but at some point, Eli and Rhianna were having pizza, and Eli elected to steal The Phone from Nameless Troopers.Eli and Rhianna ran from the nameless troopers and were cornered in a cluster of trees.

Eli angrily shouted at Rhianna for buying the pizza, knowing full well that he was allergic to pepperoni. She claimed that that was the point, prompting him to eat dead grass.

When asked what to do with The Phone, Eli told Rhianna to put it in a box and ship it to some random stranger.

When the Nameless Troopers arrived, Eli rushed out to fight them head on.

He toppled to the ground, screaming. He angrily told them to let him die in peace then got up and proceeded to kick them. When the Nameless Troopers started getting aggressive towards him, Eli claimed he was a Jew and that Jews had had enough hurt before so they shouldn't hurt him.

When they finally beat him down, Eli begged them not to kill him. Seconds later he told them to kill him immediately.

Eli and Rhianna Interrogated
"'Yes! Shoot me!'"Eli and Rhianna were brought to a Nameless Trooper Interrogator who asked them where they had sent the phone.

They continually gave the Nameless Troopers bogus stories until the interrogator became enraged and threatened to kill them both.

Eli continually begged her to kill him, saying he had nothing left to live for except his stomach and his pizza factory.

Pre-Christmas
At some point after being captured by Nameless Troopers, Eli found his way to The North Pole and was made a "labor slave" to make toys.

It's possible that he was sent there by Nameless Troopers who simply didn't want to deal with him anymore or that he escaped the Nameless Troopers and was kidnapped by Santa prior to Christmas Eve.

He spent some time at The North Pole before escaping back to the States.

Christmas Eve
"'Santa's coming, he's gonna capture you, and he's gonna take you to the North Pole, and he's gonna make you labor slaves, to make toys...'"Eli got to WRAL in time to warn them that Santa was coming.

He got in their faces screaming his warnings and suggesting that they get their guns and machetes.

They made their way downstairs to save themselves from Santa.

Eli saw a glimpse of Santa and went to investigate but was grabbed. He was dragged down a hallway, not to be seen again for some time.

Eli's Gang
"'Get him down so I can kill him!'"After being released from The North Pole, Eli found the time to form a gang.

Apparently, Luke had it out for Eli's gang because he sprayed them with water, making them all super angry.

Eli led the gang to go beat up Luke. Eli, along with the rest of the gang, was beat up by Ryan.

Weapons
Eli initially showed a distaste for guns, taking the Nameless Trooper interrogators gun away and throwing it, but after being forced into slave labor at the North Pole he changed his stance on guns and took one in an attempt to fight off Santa. He later employed a pig whip on Luke in order to punish him for spraying him with water.

Powers
Eli possesses the ability to do any voice he desires as well as a knack for escaping from places.

Trivia
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